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Actors of "Valentine"
Characters of "Valentine"
Directors of "Valentine"Jamie Blanks
Creators of "Valentine"Tom SavageDonna Powers
Critic Reviews of "Valentine"Chicago ReaderFebruary 28, 2007
The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.Globe and MailApril 25, 2003
In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionJune 19, 2002
A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.Salon.comFebruary 13, 2001
I had fun anyway.San Francisco ChronicleFebruary 07, 2001
Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment.VarietyFebruary 05, 2001
Looking good but lacking much in the way of personality or gray matter.Antagony & EcstasyFebruary 15, 2012
A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter-day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 years before the movie premiered.Common Sense MediaJanuary 01, 2011
Poorly made and just stupid.Cinema CrazedApril 29, 2009
A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics...eFilmCritic.comJuly 25, 2007
Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected.Greenwich Village GazetteNovember 07, 2003
It doesn't have those scare-the-sh*t out of you moments, and if it doesn't have any of those, what's the point?Reel Film ReviewsAugust 01, 2003
Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self-referential horror movie.
Gallery of "Valentine"